Top 10 Manliest Guns

[GunnerVz-58]

http://www.arthurshall.com/x_2007_manly_firearms.shtml

[ReyFufuRulesAll]

I must say, that's not bad, but I'd put the Mauser a bit higher on the list. Realize that every time you shoot it, your ***** gains 1/32" in length and 1/64" in girth.

[NonConformist]

That list is awesome! Even had my beloved Enfields on there!

[GunnerVz-58]

I love the author's writing style for instance:

This was a hard piece to write, because guns by definition are manly, except for Berettas, gold-plated TEC9s, .25 caliber pistols or anything made by the French. To simplify things, I have limited it to modern cartridge firearms a man might, can, and should collect and shoot. There are certainly other manly weapons, and you may have a different list. As long as the list contains nothing French, gold-plated, .25 or with pearl grips (which Patton correctly observed are the mark of a New Orleans pimp), it is a good list.

And it's entirely possible you will have your *** handed to you by a 13 year old girl shooting a select-fire StG90 assault rifle that she carried to the range from school, slung across her back while pedaling her bicycle. Swiss GIRLS are better men than most allegedly-male American liberals.

They got their ban, because their voters are the type of trilling limpwrists one sees portrayed in movies as stereotypes…only in Californica they're not stereotypes, they're typical. It must suck to be a real man on the Left Coast.

It was used in WWI by Brits, Canadians, Aussies, Kiwis, some Americans and various allies. It slaughtered Turks and Germans. In WWII, it slaughtered more Germans and Italians. Okay, maybe bragging about dead Italians isn't so great, but it also killed Sicilians. And killing Germans definitely is a mark of manliness, because they also carry strong Viking genes.

It does, in fact, have a safety, but it's quite hard to engage. But this is not a complaint one would ever voice in the Red Army. Your officer would reply, "Safety? Safety? Is gun! Meant to kill! No warrior should know he has safety on gun, because he should be killing enemies of homeland! Safety make loud click to aid enemy in locating warriors! No safety!" while pounding his fist on the table.

Just to name a few gems :anim_rofl2:

[robert]

Yes, the correct spelling is GLOCK. GLOCK insists so. As they are men and wish to loudly announce themselves, this should always be respected
LOL. I must agree!

[the_digital_damned]

haha , i love this page....

[strikeforce629]

I do love this page, yet I dont think that the mossberg carbine, the AK, or the AR-15 should be top 10.
Where the **** is the Springfield Scout?

[the_digital_damned]

mossberg carbine??!!

[Swattie]

WWWOOOOOOOOTTT! Hell yeah.

[GunnerVz-58]

I do love this page, yet I dont think that the mossberg carbine, the AK, or the AR-15 should be top 10.
Where the **** is the Springfield Scout?

I would think the AK and AR are on there because a) they are extremely popular and b) world renown as good (AR) vs. evil (AK) or vice-versa depending on which side you are on.

[robert]

I would think the AK and AR are on there because a) they are extremely popular and b) world renown as good (AR) vs. evil (AK) or vice-versa depending on which side you are on.
Which side are you on?:anim_rofl2:

[GunnerVz-58]

Whatever side pays me the most money :rauch21:

















j/k. A lot of our allies are using AK's so the paradigm does not work as well anymore. Even our enemies are using AR's against us. The Iranians made a new gun based on the AR. China actively markets unlicensed copies of the AR too to the highest bidder.